SOUND HORIZON
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT THAT SHIT
SO
THERE’S SONGS AND SHIT
AND
CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG BUT
ERRBODY IS DEAD
DEAAAAAAD
THEY GOT KILLED BY REVO’S HANDSOMENESS
AND NECROPHILIA
AND
FLOWERS
HEY
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS BLOOM IN PARADISE
YEAH
I DIDN’T THINK SO
IS SCARY DON’T PLAY IT
CHANGE EVERY SONG TO PARTY ROCK ANTHEM
ONLY THEN CAN YOU UNLOCK THE TRUE ENDING
WHERE YOU GET YOUR LEGS CUT OFF BY A MAID!!!!!!
KUROSHIT
I TOOK A SHIT ALL OVER VICTORIAN ENGLAND AND MADE A CONTRACT WITH THE DEVIL
NO WORRIES THOUGH HE’S JUST MY BUTLER
ONE HELL OF A BUTLER
DEVIL PUNS HAHAHA GOLDEN
JESUS CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THE WORM
I FELT LIKE I HAD A WORM IN ME BUT I COULDN’T BRING MYSELF TO PUKE TO CHECK
BRAST OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HEARD YOU LIKE GIANT BOWLS OF BEEF STEW
WELL GUESS WHAT
THIS MOVIE’S GOTCHA COVERED
ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIKE SAMURAI FIGHTING WITH LAZERS AND HOMOSEXUAL SUBTEXT
IMAGINE THIS:
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH BETWEEN A SHARP POINTY STICK AND A ROUND YELLOW THING WITH SUPER SAIYAN HAIR
THAT’S THIS MOVIE
WOW
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE
THEY’VE GOT A GREAT BODY AND A VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL
WAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S A DUDE
HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL DRESSED IN LEATHER WHILE DANCING WITH MANY OTHER MANBOYS
DANG THIS SONG IS CATCHY TOO BAD IT’S IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
OH HE SAID RING DING DONG
ISN’T THAT CUTE HE’S TRYING TO ENGLISH
